Moorezilla

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  • Oooh so good!

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    Andrew Moore
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    Abby loves stale Cheerios… So does Hogan…

  • The full-proof Abigail System Revealed!

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    Andrew Moore
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    My mother and father currently have barely 50% of their football picks correct so far this NFL season. That’s not impressive. My grandmother is under .500 for her picks. That’s even worse! What these amateurs need is a viable, proven system for handicapping teams, but instead they rely on senseless data like “which team has…

  • Abby Simpsonized!

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    Andrew Moore
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    With her rapier-sharp wit, babylicious looks, and undeniable fashion sense, it was only a matter of time before Abigail was tapped out to appear on an upcoming episode of the long-running Simpsons. Don’t miss her this coming Sunday when she guest stars with that stupid punk baby (sorry! We forgot his name!) that got the…