Moorezilla

Tag: Halloween

  • Halloween Baby Kumite!

    There can be only one!
    There can be only one!

    High in the carpet-covered hills of Peabody, two furry, fictional characters locked in mortal (if infantile!) combat.

    Bulbous yet agile, Maximus “Master Arachnawalrus” seized with two of his eight legs a plastic platform of immense size and hurled it at the relentless tigress!

    Sabertoothed Abbysaurus dodged with cat-like reflexes and struck with a fury that transcended all consanguinity and animal kingdom rivalry!

    Only a costumed stranger’s knock at the door interrupted the combatants’ battle long enough for parents to intervene, to separate, and to redirect the creatures outside on a cooperative mission to extort Halloween candy from neighbors.

  • Abby Beta Tests Halloween Outfit!

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    Raaaarrhhh, Baby! Raaaaarrrhh!!!

    In a move surely designed to antagonize Hogan, Abby “chose” to be a tiger for Halloween. More troubling, Abby then “decided” to try on her furry outfit and to parade in front of the Rhodesian Ridgeback as he dozed on his leather lounger.

    Hogan did not, however, leap off the couch and try to corner the “cat” in the livingroom. Instead, he merely lifted one weary eye toward costumed Abigail before circling three times on the cushions and returning to the realm of canine dreams.

    When later asked about his lethargic reaction to a wild tiger clearly in need of chasing, Hogan seemed surprised that the tiger was in fact Abigail in disguise. He explained his lack of interest instead by insisting that his ancestors were “lion hounds,” not “tiger hounds.” He patiently explained that there are lions, there are tigers, and there are bears in the world, and that each respective game species has an appropriate breed of hound to chase them.

    He was not at all sure what breed of dog should chase tigers, but in any event, he made it clear that it was not the Peabody Ridgeback.