Moorezilla

Category: Teter

  • Real Maine Half-Marathon Results

    The real results are in for the Maine Half-Marathon. Lindsey insisted she would not run under 9 minute miles. Lindsey has a problem telling the truth.

    Thank you, wise Cathy, for teaching us that “Flabalanche” is not French-Canadian for “great party.”

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    Full race results are available on the Maine Marathon site.

    Andy’s victory over Matt runs Andy’s all-time record against Matt to 4W – 2L.

    • Matt won the Salem Common LCG Fat Boy Peck Challenge Run.
    • Andy won the Bridges 4 Friendship 10K Run.
    • Andy won the Jingle Bell 10K Run.
    • Andy won the Second Bridges 4 Friendship 10K Run.
    • Matt won the Trails to Ale 10K Run.
    • Andy won the Maine Half-Marathon by a technical decision.

  • Collectible Race Cards available soon!

    Some race; some walk.

    We are only about a week away from the long-awaited 10 Kilometer throwdown pitting Andy against both Christian “the turtle” Teter and Matt “helix pomatia” Hatem. This will be Andy’s first competitive race since he humiliated Hatem at the second Bridges for Friendship race sometime last millennium.

    In commemoration of the event, limited-edition, collectible race cards will be released Sept 14. These grayscale cards (printed on a grade of paper just above Charmin one-ply camping-grade travel toilet paper) feature statistics, fun factoids, and biographical information on all three runners.

    We will post ordering information soon. Please note that cards will be sold entirely on a first-come-first-served basis. Once they’re gone… they’re gone!

    *Note: Matt’s card has an error! His record against Andy is actually 1 win and 3 losses, rather than 2 losses. Hopefully we can get that information to the printer in time! Click on any card for a larger, uncropped version.

    • Andy Moore’s Race Card
    • Christian Teter’s Race Card
    • Matt Hatem’s Race Card
    • Some race; some walk.

  • Max Revealed!

  • Max Computer Repair

    So Max arrives at our house on Saturday and promptly says, “Uncle Andy, thanks for helping my Dad out with his computer problems, but you’re going about it the wrong way. You have to show that virus who’s boss! You gotta take control pack leader style! You gotta spit in the malware’s eye and stomp on it! Reformat? I’ll show you a reformat!”

    Note: after it starts playing, change setting from 360p to 480p for higher quality!