This is an actual speech to text conversion presented to me with a straight face (I presume) by Google. “They’re an automatically. I moved out. But if you were expecting that talk to you Is it right I don’t know…
The Aviation 2 shots gin ½ shot fresh lemon juice ⅓ shot Luxardo Maraschino ⅙ shot Crème de Violette Shake well with ice and fine strain in to a cocktail glass. Garnish with a Maraschino cherry if Jim hasn’t eaten…
Charleston, SC native, Andy Moore, is now spending more time servicing Joanie’s Motorola Droid than he is breathing. This discovery came to light after Andy downloaded Google’s new TimeSucker app from the Android Marketplace and added a few categories for…
Insisting that whatever Joanie can do he can do better, Salem-based television mounter, Addison Chrystie, recently dialed 911 for the “free ride to the hospital and straight shot to the front of the ER line.” Addison explained, “I heard that…