Andrew Moore
AE/DC
Some Highlights/Notes from Easter 2013 trip to D.C.: Renaissance Washington – 999 9th Street is a cool address, conveniently located to Union Station and National Mall, and good coffee. 666 6th Street does not exist; I looked. Tour of Capitol.…
Abby Releases Single – Toast F
Click on the play button below to hear “Toast F” by Sweet Abby M a.k.a. Wicked Skinny Slice o’ Spaghetti. The down arrow allows you to save the file; it makes a BOSS ringtone! Toast F by Sweet Abby Mmap…
Jackson walks… kind of
Jackson rocking Android
Dear Santa
I want these as my next pair of glasses…
Not Napping
Blizzard Movies
Jackson moves furniture
Home Wreckers
Happy New Year!
Still stumped?
Still don’t know what to get Andy for Christmas his birthday? There’s still time to order extreme tastiness with dual sides of win and wow!
Jackson emails Santa
Date: Sun, 14 Dec 2012 15:37:36 -0500 To: santa@northpole.com From: Jackson Moore <jman@destructionchaos.org> Subject: Whistleblower Protection ————————————————- Hi Santa, Sorry to email at what must be a particularly busy time of year for you and the tiny northern Foxconn elves,…
2012 Toy of the Year
This year’s Toy of the Year* award goes to the Elf on the Shelf. Congratulations, pragmatic hunk of felt and plastic, you avoided the recycle bin for another year and won our praise, but beware the fickle apostasy of little…
Entering the Jacksonian Era
Now that a year has passed since Jackson moved in with us, differences between Jackson and Abigail are becoming apparent even to the casual observer. Whereas Abigail tends to build things (or mandate that her parents construct things for her),…
Watch “Chillin’ at K and J’s” on YouTube
What the GOP elephant is up to these days
Many people wondered what the Grand Old Party Elephant would do once Obama and the other Donkeys held on to the White House. No worries… with a modicum of personal responsibility, a smidge of small business savvy, and an abundance…
Dinner Rocks!
Jackson eats like a horse and dances like Stevie Wonder.
Reality check
Obama, Warren, and Tierney may have won, but the Jets, Mets, and Knickerbockers won’t be winning anything of note anytime soon. The status quo really does have its good points!
Hurricane Sandy Cometh!
School is cancelled today due to Frankenstorm’s monster. We don’t have a fireplace, so we’re just eating and watching television until the power goes out. Actually, we live in Peabody, which has a major mall, so we never lose power…
Abby looks for Nemo at the Boston Aquarium
Real Maine Half-Marathon Results
The real results are in for the Maine Half-Marathon. Lindsey insisted she would not run under 9 minute miles. Lindsey has a problem telling the truth. Thank you, wise Cathy, for teaching us that “Flabalanche” is not French-Canadian for “great…
Fake Maine Half-Marathon Results
Some of you may remember the unfortunate 2011 Trails to Ale race where Andy finished a disappointing second in the Hatem, Teter, Moore grudge match. Good news, readers, as Andy made a couple of adjustments* and finished in first place in this…
Denting the Cable – Part I
We don’t really mind paying what we think is fair, but considering how little television we watch these days (damn kids! damn jobs! damn time wasted on exercise and the outdoors!), it bothers us to pay upwards of $170 a…